Tackling the Tough Questions
Muffin [poking at my breastbone]: Mommy boobs.
Me: Yes, those are my boobs.
Muffin: Muffin have boobs?
Me: Yes, you have boobs.
Muffin: Daddy have boobs?
Me [judging the concept of man boobs too subtle for a 2-year-old to grasp]: Boys don't have boobs. Daddy's a boy, so no, Daddy doesn’t have boobs.
Muffin: Muffin a boy!
Me: No, you’re a girl. Girls have a vagina.
Muffin: Muffin ‘gina! Muffin ‘gina! Right there.
Me: That’s right, you have a vagina so you’re a girl.
Muffin: Mommy?
Me: Yes, sweetie?
Muffin: Elmo have boobs?
Me: …
posted by Muffin's Mom at 10:07 PM
3 Comments:
Hmmm...does elmo have boobs? This entry made me laugh outloud...AJ
Ok, I just snorted my coffee... I think Muffin is right...Elmo may have some boobage going on underneath all that red fur....Sun
ha!!!!!!! i love her yelling 'gina the best!
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