Friday, September 15, 2006

In My Dreams

I was telling the Canuck about a dream I had the other night. The details are sketchy, but the main, um, thrust of the story is that I awoke to find that Justin Timberlake had crawled into bed with me, wanting to, you know, bring sexy back to my droopy postpartum body. Through circumstances I can’t recall, somehow my husband was in the next room, probably playing Yahztee with Cameron Diaz, oblivious to the fact that I had an *n Syncer between the sheets.

Anyway, after a lot of hemming and hawing, and perhaps a little exploratory making out, I piously proclaimed that I just cared too much about my family to risk their happiness for a little boy-band nookie. JT begged and beat-boxed and even did a little persuasive dance number, but I didn’t cave. I knew that was a line I would regret crossing.

“But I really, really wanted to,” I sheepishly admitted to the Canuck, which surprised me because in real life I’ve never been tempted to cheat. (In real life I’ve also never met Justin Timberlake) “And the worst part is that I’m not entirely sure I wouldn’t have dream-cheated on you if you hadn’t been in the next room. Man, I suck. I’m sorry.”

He started laughing.

“What?”

“Well, now I feel really awful about boning Nicole Kidman in my dream last night.”

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the "begged and beat box" bribery technique, lol. I wonder how Conan is going to feel about being replaced by JT?

1:04 PM  
Blogger Badass said...

Frankly, I think the Canuck is a finer specimen than JT. But what do I know? I was into Lance, after all...

3:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can imagine why the Canuck fancies Nicole Kidman. You are soooo in the same category as Nicole. Imagine if was boning Halle Berry in his dream, that would be a bit nerving wouldn't it. Ha, it shows how much he fancies you really....

Agree with Badass, the Canuck is way better looking than the wet-behind-the-ears JT.

Me, well..I don't do dreams. Just nightmares. I dream when I am awake;-) (I am so cheesy, I should be careful before I make myself vomit:)))

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOVE it. thanks for that-- needed that laugh. :)

12:59 AM  

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